When you first meet your fiancés mum:
- COME OUT OF HER, FOUL SPIRIT
- What nice false teeth you have
When you have an audience with the Pope:
- Avoid any word beginning with 'F' in case Mr Tourette smashes you on the head with the ill fated tongue slip hammer
When you go for an interview at a Bible college:
- That your motto is "if anything can be stuffed in a pipe, I'll smoke it"
By the way, my previous post was number 1,111 - interestingly the same number of words Zwingli could say in one belch (he was the world champion at the time, even preached whole sermons in one long burp - at least this is what his congregation believed was happening)
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Check your translation of your source on Zwingli's burping - I'm sure his sermons had an origin in a quite different orifice.
Chris,
James Crossley and I will be in London tommorrow (Monday, 12th of January) and meeting for lunch at 1215 p.m. outside of Premier Christian Radio (we're doing an interview there soon after).
Hi Mike,
Pity I won't be available then! I have a lecture to give in teh mroning, and will be in meetings till about 4:30pm. Will you still be around in London then?
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