SPTC Webpage facelift

The able folks at HTB have updated the St Paul’s Theological Centre (SPTC) webpage, and I think it looks pretty cool. If anybody can think of any other suitable quotes to go at the top of the webpage, drop me a note in the comments.

I suggest a word game instead of a quote, saying “Make sense of the following: Instantly Money Chris Ministries Holy Tilling Very Really Donate or Guilty Feel”

Or perhaps: “Come to learn more about the Bible; Leave, drunk on the swill of Bultmann, having your universe demythologised to oblivion”

Or: “Read, diligently study and agree with everything penned by Tom Wright - the sure way to good grades in your New Testament modules”

Or: “Aids to patch up your flailing Sacred Canopy” (I know, I suppose that isn't funny even if you have read Peter Berger)

Or: “Free weekly live demonstrations on how not to handle the New Testament”

Or: “Don't ask the NT Tutor difficult questions that make him look stupid – he took a large dose of gamma rays as a kid and has been known to turn green”

For the Chrisendom uninitiated, I am of course kidding ... (apart from the Wright bit)