Thursday, September 11, 2008

Your favourite theology quotations

Oh pool of collective theological brilliance, what are you favourite theology quotes, ones that manage to say something profound in a punchy way?

For example: "If our faith does not stretch our minds it will probably not stretch our lives" - Mike Lloyd.

While looking on the net for similar lines I came across this slightly more cynical offering by Dawkins: "What has 'theology' ever said that is of the smallest use to anybody?" ... which, of course, says more about his knowledge of theology than anything else!

17 comments:

Angie Van De Merwe said...

I've been thinking a lot about the "necessity of theology". Is it necessary in real life, where one lives and commits?
I think it is important for those who need to identify with a community of faith that is spelled out.There is security for those who want a defined faith where they feel commfortable and where they "fit" and they can soothe their consciences with being "right with God". The atheists out there are also a group, but are committed to "freethought", which means that their faith is not defined by theology. But, atheist still have faith.

Philip Ritchie said...

'Every time I learn something new it pushes some old stuff out of my brain!' Homer. (O.K. Homer Simpson if truth be told and not strictly theology).

David said...

"If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction." (Bonhoeffer)

JP said...

I rather liked the comment in January 2005 of Mervyn King, Governor of the Bank of England, on the High Street sales figures:

"We won't know the true story of Christmas until Easter, or even later".

X-Cathedra said...

"Apply yourself wholly to the text; apply the text wholly to yourself."
-Johann Albrecht Bengel

Steve Martin said...

Maybe a little to long to be punchy, but from Polkinghorne's "Science and Providence" (page 71):

[Prayer’s instrumentality] is located neither solely at the divine end (as if it were as a result of a change in God’s mind) nor at the human end (as if it were a magical demand) but in the personal encounter between God and man by which a new possibility comes into existence

& later (page 72)

The encounter of prayer is genuinely two-way; we are not faced by God with an illusion of choice. He is not a celestial Henry Ford, offering us a car of any colour as long as it is black.

Keith said...

This quote is a little long but I think it has punch at the end: "The evidence for Jesus’ resurrection is so strong that nobody would question it except for two things: first, it is a very unusual event; and second, if you believe it happened, you have to change the way you live.” --Pannenberg (I forget the source)

Mark Stevens said...

Sucking up to the new boss already I see Chris!

My favourite comes from N.T. Wright and goes something like, "The NIV is nasty, the Greek is best and the NRSV will do. Reading Paul in English is like drinking wine through a tea bag".

He said this in response to a question (here in Adelaide) about which Bible translation he preferred.

Cliff Martin said...

David's Bonhoeffer quote gets my vote! It conjures up images that make me laugh out loud. Thanks, David. But I went to your site and I couldn't understand a thing you wrote!

Chris, I remember reading the Dawkins line somewhere and smiling. Thanks for reminding me of how myopic this otherwise brilliant man can be.

Alex Kupsch said...

"Der Fromme von morgen wird ein 'Mystiker' sein, einer, der etwas 'erfahren' hat, oder er wird nicht mehr sein." (Karl Rahner)

Just read this in Leppin, Die christliche Mystik, 13. Maybe one could put in "Der Theologe" instead of "Der Fromme"... Greetings from Tuebingen!

carlsweatman said...

"The Saint is a medicine because he is an antidote. Indeed, that is why the saint is often a martyr; he is mistaken for a poison because he is the antidote. He will generally be found restoring the world to sanity by exaggerating whatever the world neglects, which is by no means always the same element." (GK Chesterton, 'St. Thomas Aquinas')

Chris Tilling said...

Great quotes! I had fun reading these!

Alex, great blog!
Nice to hear from you .... I will miss Tübingen.

Edward T. Babinski said...

I think Dawkins was speaking about "theological" notions like the Trinity, or transubstantiation, or vicarious bloody sacrifice for sins; and comparing such strictly theological notions with the things science and engineering do, producing useful things like vaccines, bridges, etc.

andrewbourne said...

I don`t know where it comes from Barth`s view to read the Bible in one hand and the current newspaper in the other. From one who hates Barth

carlsweatman said...

AndrewBourne,

I've also seen the end-times sensationalist (read: "quack") John Hagee say the same thing about having the Bible in one hand and the current newspaper in the other. If Barth did say such a thing (and most certainly in a different context), then it would further prove that Hagee has no originality in what he claims.

Mark Stevens said...

Andrew, I am sorry to say that Barth never said that. It is odd that that he is often quoted as saying it. He did make quotes that were very similar.

The PSTEM Karl Barth centre has a small note about it here,

http://libweb.ptsem.edu/collections/barth/faq/quotes.aspx?menu=296&subText=468

Pilgrim said...

"It's all true apart from the bits we made up."

"God does not exist: we do; thank God for that!"

"I have no enemies, only friends I haven't won over yet."

"The light you can see at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train."

Best of all, though: "I like bananas, monkey nuts and grapes - that's why they call me Tarzan of the apes."