I had just entered the lounge having prepared my breakfast with a bit of honey
Anja (still in the kitchen): Where is the honey?
Chris (now sitting down in deep thought on something or other): Where is was! (thinking Anja was implying I had not put it back in the right place)
Anja (slightly irritated): That's not very helpful! Where is the honey?
Chris (still in thought and slightly bothered another question had been posed): Where it is now!
Anja (after a minute or so of some muttering coming from the kitchen direction, having finally found it on her own): You could have said 'in the corner cupboard on the left'!
6 comments:
The correct response to "Where is the honey?" was: "I'm looking right at her."
Rats, you are right, I can't believe I missed that shot!
Just hide the honey tomorrow and go through it again. But don't botch it....
Anja: "Where is the vinegar?"
Chris: "I'm looking right at...her?"
Anja: *PUNCH*
You wrote:
Chris (now sitting down in deep thought on something or other): Where is was! (thinking Anja was implying I had not put it back in the right place)
I think you meant to write: "Where it was!" not "Where is was!"
Thanks Einstein
Thanks for the laughs!
Except Anon - not sure what you mean.
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